Holy Privatisation

4 Jun

Ærchies Archive - Digital Detritus

It seems that St. Peter came running to the Higher Authorities one day. “What’s the problem?” he was asked.

“Whatever will we do?” he asked. “There are thirty LNP members at the Pearly Gates, led by John Howard, Tony Abbott and Campbell Newman. They are asking for permission to come it. This has never happened before. What should we do?”

“Go back, select the five best among them, and let them in. We will look into it before we decide exactly what to do with the rest of them.”

St. Peter left, but it was only a few minutes before he came running back. “They’re gone, they’re gone!”

“What, the LNP members??”

“No, Lord, the Pearly Gates.”

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